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I fap to pics of my facebook friends

I have to admit, facebook's option to "group" your friends is pretty damn under rated. It also seems google themselves realize that and have implemented "circles" in google+

I group my female "friends" on facebook. I have 4 groups,

Tier 1
Tier 2
Tier 3
Tier X

Yes, I classify them into tiers. At first when I made up the tier system, I simply thought the hotter the girl, the higher her tier is. Instead I decided to consider how much I am in LOVE with that girl next to the size of her breasts and the width of her hips. <<< Awesome Rhyme btw.

I'll put it this way, most of the time whenever I lust a female flesh I open the Tier 2 group. Why? You say. I'll answer, well it's just my taste.
There are lot of insanely hot chicks in tier 2, but here's the catch.. I don't "love" them. Simply, I don't see them as the best option for a long term partner. So their overall score lands them in Tier 2.

You can guess what Tier 1 and 3 is. Sometimes I fap to Tier 1 when I am in the mood for ugly chicks. Just sayin.

Tier X contains a really, really limited number of girls. It contains true goddesses I am deeply obsessed with. I forbid myself from masturbating to any of their pics. Because one of them could be my wife.
YEA THATS RIGHT NOT YOUR WIFE
AND NOT YOURS
MY WIFE
I AM KEEPING A REALLY CLOSE EYE ON YOU IF YOU'RE IN HER FRIEND LIST.

IN FACT BECAUSE YOU ARE ON HER FRIEND LIST YOU MIGHT BE AS WELL ALREADY ON MINE TOO. YEA BUDDY THAT FRIEND REQUEST FROM THE GIRL YOU DON'T KNOW ISN'T YOUR SECRET LOVER, IT'S MY STALKING ACCOUNT.

She, changing her facebook status to "in a relationship" with anyone other than my future facebook account that will have my own real name will be over my dead body.


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