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I fap to pics of my facebook friends

I have to admit, facebook's option to "group" your friends is pretty damn under rated. It also seems google themselves realize that and have implemented "circles" in google+

I group my female "friends" on facebook. I have 4 groups,

Tier 1
Tier 2
Tier 3
Tier X

Yes, I classify them into tiers. At first when I made up the tier system, I simply thought the hotter the girl, the higher her tier is. Instead I decided to consider how much I am in LOVE with that girl next to the size of her breasts and the width of her hips. <<< Awesome Rhyme btw.

I'll put it this way, most of the time whenever I lust a female flesh I open the Tier 2 group. Why? You say. I'll answer, well it's just my taste.
There are lot of insanely hot chicks in tier 2, but here's the catch.. I don't "love" them. Simply, I don't see them as the best option for a long term partner. So their overall score lands them in Tier 2.

You can guess what Tier 1 and 3 is. Sometimes I fap to Tier 1 when I am in the mood for ugly chicks. Just sayin.

Tier X contains a really, really limited number of girls. It contains true goddesses I am deeply obsessed with. I forbid myself from masturbating to any of their pics. Because one of them could be my wife.
YEA THATS RIGHT NOT YOUR WIFE
AND NOT YOURS
MY WIFE
I AM KEEPING A REALLY CLOSE EYE ON YOU IF YOU'RE IN HER FRIEND LIST.

IN FACT BECAUSE YOU ARE ON HER FRIEND LIST YOU MIGHT BE AS WELL ALREADY ON MINE TOO. YEA BUDDY THAT FRIEND REQUEST FROM THE GIRL YOU DON'T KNOW ISN'T YOUR SECRET LOVER, IT'S MY STALKING ACCOUNT.

She, changing her facebook status to "in a relationship" with anyone other than my future facebook account that will have my own real name will be over my dead body.


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google sucks

-banned me for no fucking reason from adsense
-wont accept my appeal
-android fucking sucks
No proxy support, and NTLM authentication is broken for 2 years now. I can not fucking log in to my college system.
-Phone came with no Android market because of some stupid legal shit involving google "not supporting my country"
-Cant install the market app back without rooting/hacking my phone
-No support for hebrew/Arabic fonts.


what a piece of shit, should've gotten an iphone instead
screw you google.


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New profile pic :D

I was browsing the news feed as usual (as always) looking for something new. I was disappointed to find nothing new in top-news, already read those all of these statuses and their comments and read all the wall-to-wall posts of this girl. I desperately hit the most-recent option and I got this..

So some dude  I am not even sure why I have him on my friend list and 10 others changed their profile pic. Not a bad start.
..Suddenly, I immediately recognized a face from the thumbnail and moved my cursor on the thumbnail to make sure she's the same person I have on mind. And I was right.

I don't care if Japan's fukushima nuclear reactor blows up, or US invades another country for its oil. She, uploading a new profile pic is more important. She rarely logs in or post anything anyway. THIS IS NEWS.

So without hesitation or further delay, I clicked the thumbnail, then on her profile pic and finally pressing ctrl+clicking on her new profile pic from her album to open in a new tab as I don't want the new facebook photo viewer with its ultra small re sized pictures to ruin this for me.

And there she was, pretty as always with a cute half-smile..

MFW

To be continued.


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